Mp3 files throbbing through my brain, a little Biggie Biggie Biggie just works so well while swerving between pine trees in a muddy slalom..........
Bike racers- a inordinately intelligent lot. Engineers, doctors, double majors in college.
Smarty smart smart.
Which is why the topic of this open letter really should be puzzling.
When cutting through Maiden Lane in the bustling metropolis of Danville on your way to the Mountain Of Pain and Deviltry, please pay attention to the signs saying ROAD WORK AHEAD.
These signs allude to the presence of large yellow machines, open holes, steel plates that move at a alarming rate of speed(even the holes from time to time).
Striking one or more of these objects on your bicycle may not even be noticed by the inhabitant of such machine, but you, dear cyclist, surely will notice.
Teams will not be named here today, but management reserves the right to take pictures and post them at a future 35+ race near you.
And don't even get me started on "chase the truck".
The Watchful Ditchdigger
1 comment:
Seems like the steel plates started popping up like mushrooms once the rain started. Talk about 'radio active dog doo'...
Go ahead, name names. It's all part of the wet season fun ;).
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